u know i am a single man and simple man and very handsome

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yakglass: HELLO
BUZZ!!!

Charlene Evans: what?

yakglass: How are u doing today

Charlene Evans: I was fine until so rudely buzzed
Charlene Evans: If I didn’t answer you when you said hello, why do you think buzzing would make me want to talk to you?

yakglass: i am sorry ok

Charlene Evans: yet you will probably do it again to someone else

yakglass: sorry
yakglass: thank u very much

Charlene Evans: for what are you thanking me?
Charlene Evans: is that your way of trying to go?
Charlene Evans: after interrupting me, now you want to go

yakglass: no
yakglass: i am not going
yakglass: i will like to talk to u now
yakglass: if u dont mind
yakglass: i said sorry for buzzing u

Charlene Evans: how did you even find me?

yakglass: and i hope u have forgiving me

Charlene Evans: why did you pick me to buzz?

yakglass: well i was doing a search at yahoo and i came across ur id

Charlene Evans: for what were you searching?

yakglass: i was suearching for id to talk to
yakglass: and i came on ur id and wanted to talk to u and know more about each other

Charlene Evans: but for what did you search?

yakglass: members at yahoo. com
yakglass: and i came across many ids and i im u if maybe u there to talk to me

Charlene Evans: there must be a million people in that…how did you narrow it down?

yakglass: yes
yakglass: i chose the city u living in and they gave me the people on yahoo there and u where there too

Charlene Evans: where do you live?

yakglass: i am from Ghana West-Africa

Charlene Evans: I ask because I get lots of IM’s from men in foreign countries

yakglass: oh i see

Charlene Evans: and I am curious as to what makes me in particular so desirable to foreign men

yakglass: oh i see and i understand u
yakglass: but well i am 4 real and single and i am 26 years of age

Charlene Evans: are you trying to move to the US?

yakglass: hmmmm i dont think for now
yakglass: and tell me have u travelled before
yakglass: and to where have u been
yakglass: and tell me wat do u do for fub
yakglass: fun*

Charlene Evans: I have only travelled in US
Charlene Evans: I am still curious about why you want to talk to a person in another country

yakglass: well u know will like to know more about other country and i think making friends too
yakglass: its good to know more about other people in the world
yakglass: cuz we are all the same but different colour but u know one people

Charlene Evans: I don’t understand what you are trying to say

yakglass: i mean i will like to know more about u so that we can be friends
yakglass: or be a penpal to me
yakglass: or anything else

Charlene Evans: you don’t want to be my friend

yakglass: i want to be ur friend
yakglass: if only u too will like to be my friend
yakglass: u know i am a single man and simple man and very handsome
yakglass: God fearing and humble and obidient
yakglass: etc
yakglass: and tell me do u live with ur parents

Charlene Evans: do you live with your parents?

yakglass: no

Charlene Evans: I am a lot older than you

yakglass: i know but i think u know the kids learn from the elders and the elders too kearn from the kids
yakglass: so i think i u dont mind of been my penpal
yakglass: or talking to me

Charlene Evans: so you are calling me old then?

yakglass: no but u said u older than me
yakglass: so i am saying i have to learn from u then

Charlene Evans: no, I don’t have anything to teach anyone

yakglass: but wat me knowing more about u
yakglass: thats part of teaching u understand now

Charlene Evans: I don’t want to tell anyone about me

yakglass: ok
yakglass: keep it for urslef
yakglass: urself

Charlene Evans: I will

yakglass: ok
yakglass: i hope u r happy now

Charlene Evans: no
Charlene Evans: I am unhappy

yakglass: why r u dont
yakglass: happy

Charlene Evans: because nobody wants to hear me talk about myself

yakglass:
yakglass: but i want to hear about urslef
yakglass: but u insist not to tell me

Charlene Evans: quit trying to trick me

yakglass: how

Charlene Evans: you keep begging to hear me talk about myself
Charlene Evans: but I told you I don’t want to

yakglass: ok
yakglass: my madam

Charlene Evans: and now you’re calling me old again

yakglass: oh oh u not
yakglass: u r a lady u know

Charlene Evans: I KNOW I AM A LADY

yakglass: but is just that u r older than me

Charlene Evans: DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!

yakglass: u r very pretty too

Charlene Evans: WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME?

yakglass: oh sweet lady how can i liy to u

Charlene Evans: ALL MEN LIE

yakglass: really
yakglass: but for mje i can lie to u

Charlene Evans: WHAT?!

yakglass: i cant lie to u

Charlene Evans: you just did
Charlene Evans: you CAN lie to me

yakglass: sorr7y
yakglass: sorry if i av offeneded u

Charlene Evans: I gotta go

london is in scotland

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BUZZ!!!
mark_williams2021:
The blink of an eye A moment in time Open your heartI will open mine Wanting to know you Getting to know me
Thinking of you With every breath I breathe Out of the shadows Into the light Wanting true love The time is right Wanting it all In you it’s there Wanting romance
Inhibitions bared The touch of a hand First kiss, desire A beautiful feeling Of love on fire

Charlene Evans: wow, are you a poet?
Charlene Evans: who didn’t know it?

mark_williams2021: No there i thinkl you desave if
mark_williams2021: When the snow is falling all around you and the magic of christmas grips your sole and fills your spirit with hope and love and the distant sound of ringing bells and carol singers is in the air. close your eyes and think of me, and i’ll be there. Christmas is a time to love and this year like the year before and the year before that I LOVE YOU more and more each day Merry Christmas
BUZZ!!!

Charlene Evans: your feet show it
Charlene Evans: and they are longfellows

mark_williams2021: lol
mark_williams2021: What is your name there?

Charlene Evans: betty

mark_williams2021: your name is Betty

Charlene Evans: yes, my name is betty

mark_williams2021: iam mark by name
mark_williams2021: from England
mark_williams2021: and you?

Charlene Evans: I am not from England

mark_williams2021: were are you from there can you tell me?

Charlene Evans: America

mark_williams2021: Ok
mark_williams2021: what part

Charlene Evans: Iowa
Charlene Evans: des moines
Charlene Evans: are you dead?

mark_williams2021: Im from California
mark_williams2021: from California

Charlene Evans: you said you’re from England

mark_williams2021: yes

Charlene Evans: oh, but you live in California?

mark_williams2021: i am asking you if lowa is in california?
mark_williams2021: i am from England that what i said

Charlene Evans: you are asking me if iowa is in california?

mark_williams2021: yes

Charlene Evans: well, they are both on Earth

mark_williams2021: lol
mark_williams2021: what is the nearest city to lowa

Charlene Evans: Iowa City

mark_williams2021: Okay
mark_williams2021: what are you doing for a living ?
mark_williams2021: and how old are you ?
mark_williams2021: married or single ?

Charlene Evans: I am a cartographer
Charlene Evans: are you sure you are from England?

mark_williams2021: yes Dear
mark_williams2021: would you like to give me a call

Charlene Evans: how old are you?

mark_williams2021: have you be in England before

Charlene Evans: no, have you been in Iowa before?
Charlene Evans: in what city do you live?

mark_williams2021: No

Charlene Evans: in what city do you live?

mark_williams2021: Durham City
mark_williams2021: i am 38 years old and single
mark_williams2021: and you

Charlene Evans: are you near london?

mark_williams2021: yes

Charlene Evans: how many kilometers away?
Charlene Evans: because I only found 1 durham
Charlene Evans: and it seem like it was on the side of the country from London
Charlene Evans: almost to Scotland

mark_williams2021: yes
mark_williams2021: london is in scotland

Charlene Evans: oh god
Charlene Evans: are you serious?!
Charlene Evans: you are not from England
Charlene Evans: London is in England
Charlene Evans: unlike you
Charlene Evans: there’s this really cool website called googlemaps.com

mark_williams2021: the nearset city london to england

Charlene Evans: now, that last sentence didn’t even make sense

mark_williams2021: and london from Durham

Charlene Evans: and London is in Scotland?

mark_williams2021: Durham is 264 miles from London
mark_williams2021: okay

Charlene Evans: London, Scotland?
Charlene Evans: is that near Iowa, California?
Charlene Evans: no?
Charlene Evans: you need to get a better back story

Assalaamu’alaykum part 2

Date:	Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:49:44 -0500
To:	“Charlene Evans” <charleneshouse@yahoo.com>
From:	“Mrs Alakmil Awatif” <mrs_alkamil@ureach.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject:	CLARIFICATION

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Thank you very much for your response to my email. First of all, I have concluded all arrangement to move this funds out of Iraq with the assistance of a diplomatic courier which was arranged for me by my lawyer. The company has agreed to get the consignment delivered to you. So all I need from you is your willingness to clear the consignment which contains the total fund. However, the company does not know the exact content of the consignment as they were told it contains jewelries and some herbal medicines. As soon as you have successfully cleared the consignment, we can invest in any lucrative business. Honestly, life is just like hell here. You are not even sure of seeing the next minute and as such, when you confirm receipt of the money, I will arrange and meet with your country. There is no risk involved at all. My lawyer is assisting me to get all documentations to send this fund to you. Copies will also be sent to you as soon as they are secured. Please send me your telephone number, complet name and address as it will be enough to secure the documents. The address will be included in the documents and with this, they will be able to reach you as soon as they arrive so you can claim the boxes which contains the money. Looking forward to seeing you in the nearest future.

Best regards, Mrs. Alkamir

_____________________________________________________

To which I replied:

Date:	Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:06:00 -0800 (PST)
From:	“Charlene Evans” <charleneshouse@yahoo.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject:	Re: CLARIFICATION
To:	mrs_alkamil@ureach.com

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Thank you for responding to me so quickly. I can't give you my address & phone number because I don't have a home or a phone. I live in my car with my dog & 3 cats. It gets cramped at times, but we keep each other warm. Can we do business without an address & phone number?

Assalaamu’alaykum, From Mrs Awatif Alkamil

I adore hearing about & scorning get “rich quick schemes”. I thought the one below never happened anymore…boy am I glad they haven’t!!

Original Message:

From:	“Mrs Kamil Awatif” <mrskamilawatif@iraq.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject:	Assalaamu’alaykum, From Mrs Awatif Alkamil
Date:	Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:21:03 +0100

Zayouna St,Box 1877,
Baghdad city Iraq.
Tel: 964 1 3365606
Salute ,

I am Mrs Awatif Al-kamil woman bassed in bagdad in iraq,I came Accross your email after a business search on web so i felt i should contact you for a transaction we could do together,it is with that i wish to contact you for a little assistance we could render to each other.Due to the situation here in iraq,those of us in the business circle are finding it very difficult to cope with the situation here,no stable goverment,bomb explotion at strategic places every now and then,sometimes people find it very difficult to go about their normal businesses due to fear of being victim of terrorist attack,above all.the crisis in iraq now has made business activities totaly parallised for quite sometime now.for intance,no good telephone facilities,no adiquate security,infact,all most all the basic infrastructure were destroyed during the recent war in iraq,ever since then the enveroment in iraq has never been condusive business wise.

Please,why i need your assistance is that i have about (US$ 10.000.000) Ten million united states Dollars in my custody.i inherited the money from my late husband who was a major general in iraqi army in charge of purchase and maintainance in the immediate past regime.My intention is to move the money out of iraq and invest the money in stock market or real estate in your country with the help of an honest person who will work with me as my foreign associate, i want to invest most of the money abroad to avoid lossing the money, because it is not wise doing business in the atmosphere of fear here in iraq,that’s why i am calling on you.If you can honestly collaborate with me ,i am ready to pay you up to 20% of the total amount if you can sincerely assist me to actualise this project soon,because the situation here in iraq is very critical,the everyday bomb explotion seems to have no end.

I wait patiently for your urgent response i am just trusting on you in the name of ALMIGHTY ALLAH and i know you will not sit on my money and deny me, am a Devouted mosleem woman and i respect ALLAH so pls do not dissapoint me because i have made up my mind to esterblish the US$10m dollars in your country of which i would want you to be my business partner. i told my Diplomat that you are my business partner and we have fiduciary relationship. i hope you understood me clearly. inshy allah.
waiting patiently for your IMMEDIATE GOOD REPLY.
Byee

ALLAH HAFIZ
Mrs awatif alkamil
Central badghdad city iraq

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My Reply:

Date:	Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:45:12 -0800 (PST)
From:	“Charlene Evans” <charleneshouse@yahoo.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject:	Re: Assalaamu’alaykum, From Mrs Awatif Alkamil
To:	mrs_alkamil@ureach.com

Really? that sounds COOL...lol! What do I need to
do? I am hecka broke right now!

its really making me go nutts

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BUZZ!!!
o_lajuwon2004: hi

Charlene Evans: hello

o_lajuwon2004: hey
o_lajuwon2004: i was just thinking if we could talk and probably be friends

Charlene Evans: I am not very friendly

o_lajuwon2004: hey,why?
o_lajuwon2004: do you really have to be that way towards me?

Charlene Evans: I don’t know
Charlene Evans: tell me a joke

o_lajuwon2004: whats that for?

Charlene Evans: tell me a joke..make me laugh

o_lajuwon2004: heheheh
o_lajuwon2004: can we plz talk,in the process am sure you will laugh

Charlene Evans: what do you want to talk about?

o_lajuwon2004: everything about you i guess
o_lajuwon2004: since we want to know ourselves better
o_lajuwon2004: lol
BUZZ!!!

Charlene Evans: what do you want to know?

o_lajuwon2004: are you busy or something?
o_lajuwon2004: whats ur age,sex and location plz?

Charlene Evans: I am 45, female & in the US

o_lajuwon2004: where in the us?

Charlene Evans: Iowa
Charlene Evans: Des Moines

o_lajuwon2004: whats ur name plz?

Charlene Evans: Betty Jenkins
Charlene Evans: what is your name?

o_lajuwon2004: am Stephen Akomor Tait
o_lajuwon2004: what u do for a living?

Charlene Evans: I don’t have a job

o_lajuwon2004: hehehe
o_lajuwon2004: so how do you feed and cope with life?

Charlene Evans: I get money from the government
Charlene Evans: and big blocks of cheese

o_lajuwon2004: heheheh
o_lajuwon2004: thats cool then
o_lajuwon2004: how about your husband?

Charlene Evans: don’t have one
Charlene Evans: he ran out on me

o_lajuwon2004: oh,why?
o_lajuwon2004: why did he do such a foolish thing?
BUZZ!!!
o_lajuwon2004: are you busy or something?
BUZZ!!!

Charlene Evans: he was lousy
Charlene Evans: why do you keep buzzing?
Charlene Evans: it keeps waking the baby

o_lajuwon2004: because your not talking to me
o_lajuwon2004: and its really making me go nutts

Charlene Evans: I was answering the phone
Charlene Evans: it was my case worker
Charlene Evans: telling me that I need to start looking for a job

o_lajuwon2004: oh,i see
o_lajuwon2004: can i see your pics plz?

Charlene Evans: I don’t have any
Charlene Evans: what do you do for a living?
Charlene Evans: do you have a good job?
Charlene Evans: do you like kids?

o_lajuwon2004: sure i like kids
o_lajuwon2004: am into modelling/acting
o_lajuwon2004: thats what i do for living

Charlene Evans: you are a model?

o_lajuwon2004: yeah
o_lajuwon2004: you suprised or something?

Charlene Evans: should I be?

o_lajuwon2004: hehehe
o_lajuwon2004: but you asked,thats why i was wondering if you were

Charlene Evans: well, I am not
Charlene Evans: how old are you?
BUZZ!!!

o_lajuwon2004: am 30
o_lajuwon2004: hehehehe
o_lajuwon2004: i guess your way older than me
o_lajuwon2004: lol……….hehehe
o_lajuwon2004:

Charlene Evans: are you really 30?

o_lajuwon2004: as if thats an issue
o_lajuwon2004: huh
o_lajuwon2004: yeah

Charlene Evans: where do you live?

o_lajuwon2004: i told you b.c

Charlene Evans: no, you never told me

o_lajuwon2004: british columbia,canada
o_lajuwon2004: ehehehe

Charlene Evans: yes, but you never told me that

o_lajuwon2004: atleast you know now
o_lajuwon2004: hehehe………lol

Charlene Evans: are you chatting with other women?

o_lajuwon2004: shit

Charlene Evans: are you already cheating on me?

o_lajuwon2004: what makes you think so?

Charlene Evans: because my husband ran away with a girl he met on the internet

o_lajuwon2004: if i was chatting with other women,you think i will be responding to you this fast?
o_lajuwon2004:
o_lajuwon2004: very funny
o_lajuwon2004: and thats what makes you think that all men are as foolish as him?
o_lajuwon2004: he’s a prickhead to have done such a thing
o_lajuwon2004: an asshole,thats what he is

Charlene Evans: yes
Charlene Evans: he is
Charlene Evans: but most men are

o_lajuwon2004: yeah i know
o_lajuwon2004: but am far away different

Charlene Evans: you are?

o_lajuwon2004: like your busy with your other flings
o_lajuwon2004: lol…….hehehe
o_lajuwon2004:
o_lajuwon2004: shit
o_lajuwon2004: if you don’t want to talk with me,its fine,than you insulting me…..Okay
o_lajuwon2004: so,latter

Charlene Evans: you insulted me first
Charlene Evans: by calling me a whore

o_lajuwon2004: shit,i never said that
o_lajuwon2004: you lie or what?
o_lajuwon2004: omg

Charlene Evans: you said that I was busy with other flings

o_lajuwon2004: i was only asking a question

Charlene Evans: you hurt my feelings

o_lajuwon2004: how on earth will i call someone i have never meet in person before a whore?
o_lajuwon2004: thats really weird
BUZZ!!!

Charlene Evans: letter

o_lajuwon2004: or,you want to go now?
o_lajuwon2004: or ur mad at me now?

Charlene Evans: yes

o_lajuwon2004: which?

Charlene Evans: I am mad at you

o_lajuwon2004: why?
o_lajuwon2004: u just want to be that way or what?

Charlene Evans: yes

o_lajuwon2004: u really want to ignore me?
BUZZ!!!

Charlene Evans: yes

o_lajuwon2004: ok

Charlene Evans: is it?

o_lajuwon2004: what else do you want me to do?
o_lajuwon2004: there’s absolutely nothing else i can do since you said you want to ignore me

Charlene Evans: well, that’s true

o_lajuwon2004: soooooooo
o_lajuwon2004: have you changed your mind?

Charlene Evans: no

o_lajuwon2004: oh,ok
o_lajuwon2004: latter then