chilly chillly..i like cuddly cuddly now

flirtyflirt2008: hi

charleneshouse: hi

flirtyflirt2008: how are you?

charleneshouse: feelin flirty

flirtyflirt2008: lol
flirtyflirt2008: so you have reached the right place then
flirtyflirt2008: flirty flirt

charleneshouse: no, YOU have reached the right place

flirtyflirt2008: haha
flirtyflirt2008: true true
flirtyflirt2008: what are u upto this boring saturday?

charleneshouse: chatting with a guy who likes to say everything twice
charleneshouse: lol lol

flirtyflirt2008: haha
flirtyflirt2008: i am bored
flirtyflirt2008: is it rainy rainy in sf?
flirtyflirt2008: gobble gobble

charleneshouse: my dad was killed by a turkey

flirtyflirt2008: oops
flirtyflirt2008: so u killed the turkey?

charleneshouse: yeah, we had him for supper

flirtyflirt2008: who ate the turkey?

charleneshouse: me & my family

flirtyflirt2008: i did thr turkish ..haha

charleneshouse: huh?

flirtyflirt2008: lol..that was a joke

charleneshouse: I don’t understand it

flirtyflirt2008: i said i did the turkish female
flirtyflirt2008: never mind
flirtyflirt2008: it is cloudy cloudy here

charleneshouse: oh yeah?

flirtyflirt2008: oh yeah
flirtyflirt2008: but i am lonely lonely

charleneshouse: you would be less lonely if you had more friends
charleneshouse: and you would have more friends if you stopped repeating your words

flirtyflirt2008: chilly chillly..i like cuddly cuddly now
flirtyflirt2008: yeah..if i have more friends
flirtyflirt2008: then more words

charleneshouse: how old are you?

flirtyflirt2008: 31
flirtyflirt2008: oldy oldy
flirtyflirt2008: i am open minded and easy going guy
flirtyflirt2008: women dont like that type
flirtyflirt2008: of guys

charleneshouse: yeah, I like men to treat me badly
charleneshouse: and to talk to me meanly

flirtyflirt2008: oh yeah..why so?
flirtyflirt2008: i love that
flirtyflirt2008: i talk badly meanly
flirtyflirt2008: and spanky
flirtyflirt2008: spanky spanky

charleneshouse: that’s true

flirtyflirt2008: spank the butt

charleneshouse: ew

flirtyflirt2008: and role play like boss

charleneshouse: tony danza?

flirtyflirt2008: order the office manager

charleneshouse: tony

flirtyflirt2008: yeah yeah

charleneshouse: you are tony danza?

flirtyflirt2008: who is the boss
flirtyflirt2008: ?

charleneshouse: tony danza is the boss

flirtyflirt2008: me the boss

charleneshouse: NO TONY

flirtyflirt2008: will u be tony’s slave?

charleneshouse: no, he’s my maid

flirtyflirt2008: ah
flirtyflirt2008: then u can tie tony

charleneshouse: if I tie tony, who will make dinner?

flirtyflirt2008: oh yeah yeah
flirtyflirt2008: tony loves to cook in his office

charleneshouse: no, in Angela’s house

flirtyflirt2008: tony will sweep the house

charleneshouse: yeah, what else?

flirtyflirt2008: do u like a slave then?
flirtyflirt2008: i can be ur slave..u can be lucky!

charleneshouse: will you call me Angela?

flirtyflirt2008: oh yeah yeah
flirtyflirt2008: call me tony

charleneshouse: ok, Tone

flirtyflirt2008: hey angela

charleneshouse: go wash my car Tony

flirtyflirt2008: where is ur car
flirtyflirt2008: i will wash now

charleneshouse: it’s in front of the house

flirtyflirt2008: where is ur house

charleneshouse: don’t forget your apron

flirtyflirt2008: oh yeah

charleneshouse: the house is in Connecticutt, duh

flirtyflirt2008: lol
flirtyflirt2008: then i have to book a ticket
flirtyflirt2008: if its in sf, i will wash now

charleneshouse: if you can’t do it now, you’re fired

flirtyflirt2008: ah
flirtyflirt2008: coming now
flirtyflirt2008: lol
flirtyflirt2008: have u seen my pic?

charleneshouse: no

flirtyflirt2008: ur very funny
flirtyflirt2008: i like it

charleneshouse: are you laughing at me?

flirtyflirt2008: nope
flirtyflirt2008: laughing at ur jokes
flirtyflirt2008: enjoy flirting
flirtyflirt2008: may be u wont like tony, if u see him
flirtyflirt2008: where is angie?

charleneshouse: DON’T CALL ME ANGIE

flirtyflirt2008: Well, at least I have my clothes on! (Tony covers his chest with the tray). Come over here! (dragging Tony to the side) I want an explanation and I want it now!
flirtyflirt2008: madam angela
flirtyflirt2008: Because Angela wanted it, and because all these people were looking at me like I was some sort of (beat) kept man. You know, so I had to prove to them that I wasn’t.
flirtyflirt2008: i am in CT now
flirtyflirt2008: Tony Danza has it in for me.

charleneshouse: you are supposed to be tony danza

flirtyflirt2008: yeah yeah
flirtyflirt2008: i am having an eye on angela
flirtyflirt2008: what are u upto?
flirtyflirt2008: i am bored now

charleneshouse: me too!

flirtyflirt2008: on a cloudy day
flirtyflirt2008: i want some company
flirtyflirt2008: real one
flirtyflirt2008: wanna chat over phone?

charleneshouse: NO!

flirtyflirt2008: ok
flirtyflirt2008: what type of men do u like?

charleneshouse: who says I like men?

flirtyflirt2008: lol
flirtyflirt2008: thats nice
flirtyflirt2008: i like women that like women

charleneshouse: who says I like women?

flirtyflirt2008: lo;l
flirtyflirt2008: waht do u like?
flirtyflirt2008: i am bored and i want some compant
flirtyflirt2008: company
flirtyflirt2008: good friendly company

charleneshouse: that rules me out

flirtyflirt2008: k

i would have love to join ur religion

perfectcompu2000: hello Charlene
perfectcompu2000: how r u
perfectcompu2000: <ding>

charleneshouse: hello

perfectcompu2000: how r u

charleneshouse: i am fine

perfectcompu2000: am Henry male 27
perfectcompu2000: n u

charleneshouse: am Betty female 25

perfectcompu2000: Betty where r u from?

charleneshouse: Des Moines Iowa originally
charleneshouse: where r u from?

perfectcompu2000: am from Africa
perfectcompu2000: have u been to africa?
perfectcompu2000: <ding>

charleneshouse: no

perfectcompu2000: can i see u?

charleneshouse: NO!

perfectcompu2000: why?

charleneshouse: I don’t have a camera

perfectcompu2000: what about pix

charleneshouse: no…I don’t believe in having my picture taken…it’s against my religion

perfectcompu2000: can i know ur religion>
perfectcompu2000: <ding>

charleneshouse: I am Amish
charleneshouse: we do not believe in technology either
charleneshouse: that’s why I am using the computer at the library

perfectcompu2000: ok
perfectcompu2000: i would have love to join ur religion

charleneshouse: really? we don’t drive in cars, use electricity, go to the doctor
charleneshouse: I hate
charleneshouse: it
charleneshouse: I want to be in a rock band

perfectcompu2000: why
perfectcompu2000: u can still cme outif u wish?

charleneshouse: my family will disown me
charleneshouse: and never speak to me again

perfectcompu2000: i chat with u tomoro
perfectcompu2000: ok
perfectcompu2000: just add me among ur friends
perfectcompu2000: ok
perfectcompu2000: <ding>

charleneshouse: the library is closed tomorrow

perfectcompu2000: when can we chat again?
perfectcompu2000: <ding>

charleneshouse: I don’t know
charleneshouse: my father does not like me talking to boys
charleneshouse: he has picked out my husband

perfectcompu2000: i will like to meet ur father

charleneshouse: and I am supposed to save myself for him
charleneshouse: you want to meet Father?
charleneshouse: why?

perfectcompu2000: yes
perfectcompu2000: i want to talk with him

charleneshouse: about what?

perfectcompu2000: just discussion
perfectcompu2000: i told u that i would have love to join ur religion?

charleneshouse: he would be angry that I have talked to a man

perfectcompu2000: tell me when we can chat again i want to go
perfectcompu2000: ok
perfectcompu2000: <ding>

charleneshouse: I don’t know

perfectcompu2000: get to go
perfectcompu2000: byee

charleneshouse: farewell…

you love to mastrubate?

lovetomastrubate: hi

charleneshouse: you love to mastrubate?

lovetomastrubate: yes
lovetomastrubate: do u like watching

charleneshouse: watching you mastrubate?

lovetomastrubate: would u

charleneshouse: would I what?

lovetomastrubate: like to watch me cum on cam

charleneshouse: wouldn’t that break it?
charleneshouse: you should keep your cam dry

lovetomastrubate: I do, if the girl is luck i will cum in my hand and lick my hand dry

charleneshouse: but if you lick your hand, wouldn’t it be wet?

lovetomastrubate: bye

charleneshouse: are you taking back your offer?

lovetomastrubate: no

charleneshouse: cuz I luv to watch guyz mastrubate

lovetomastrubate:
lovetomastrubate: do u have a cam
lovetomastrubate: so i can se your face when I cum

charleneshouse: oh, trust me – you don’t want to see my face

lovetomastrubate: why is that

charleneshouse: it’s a secret

lovetomastrubate: just let me see you for 30m se your cam downc and then you can shut
lovetomastrubate: seconds

charleneshouse: I don’t have one

lovetomastrubate: u have a mic

charleneshouse: no
charleneshouse: why?

lovetomastrubate: i wanted to hear your voice

charleneshouse: no, you don’t want to hear it
charleneshouse: trust me

lovetomastrubate: now why is that
lovetomastrubate: do u sound like a man

charleneshouse: maybe…
charleneshouse: but a really good looking one
charleneshouse: is that a problem for you?

OH MY GOD…WHY DO YOU KEEP WRITING BACK?!

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**BUZZ**

preffer60640: hi

Charlene Evans: why did you buzz me?

preffer60640: hi
preffer60640: just wanna chat
preffer60640: sorry i buzz youi

Charlene Evans: it’s rude

preffer60640: am sorry

<insert 10 minute break here>

preffer60640: hello

Charlene Evans: NO

preffer60640: ok
preffer60640: are you busy

Charlene Evans: NO

preffer60640: do you care to chat

Charlene Evans: NO

preffer60640: ok
preffer60640: later

Charlene Evans: WHY DO YOU KEEP WRITING BACK?!

preffer60640: bye
preffer60640: ok

Charlene Evans: YOU WROTE BACK AGAIN

preffer60640: ok
preffer60640:
preffer60640: because i like you
preffer60640: ;;)
preffer60640: later

Charlene Evans: OH MY GOD…WHY DO YOU KEEP WRITING BACK?!

preffer60640: ok

Charlene Evans: SERIOUSLY
Charlene Evans: THIS QUESTION IS RHETORICAL

preffer60640: no more
preffer60640: bye

Charlene Evans: STOP

ooh, illicit illegal stuff. cool

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river123060: ah, the question is are you a “fake manager” or do you manage a “fake office”…

Charlene Evans: which do you think?

river123060: must be a “fake office”… lol

Charlene Evans: lol rofl

river123060: So how’s all in SF these days? I’ll be out there later this week. My favorite place.

Charlene Evans: it’s ok

river123060: Always thought I’d like to live there, at least for a while…

Charlene Evans: yeah?
Charlene Evans: When the lights go down in the City
And the sun shines on the bay
Do you want to be here in my City?

river123060: absolutely. I love the weather especially. Love how the fog rolls in, especially in the summer time when it’s nice and cool.

Charlene Evans: did you leave your heart in San Francisco?

river123060: several times! I keep forgetting to bring it back… lol

Charlene Evans: lol
Charlene Evans: what do you like about it here?

river123060: I love the physical beauty of the place and just that mysterious feel that it has. Love to walk around in the summer time when it’s cold enough to have to wear a coat. I love how odd and quirky the people are, interesting

Charlene Evans: I like sitting in the morning sun
Charlene Evans: Watching the ships roll in, watching them roll away again

river123060: ah, I see. You must have a house on the dock of the bay…

Charlene Evans: don’t be ridiculous…why would you way that?

river123060: just a feeling…

Charlene Evans: feeling?
Charlene Evans: nothing more that feelings?

river123060: Yes, I’m just hooked on a feeling about you…
river123060: So are the guys on here absolutely beating down your doors?

Charlene Evans: YEAH
Charlene Evans: I have to install a deadbolt

river123060: good idea. tip though: the lock goes on the INSIDE…

Charlene Evans: are you calling me stoopid?

river123060: I’m just being incredibly funny and witty, as always…

Charlene Evans: increDUHble
Charlene Evans: jk?

river123060: oh I know…
river123060: What an interesting name… Charlene Shouse…
river123060: Now does Charlene normally get interesting, older guys hitting on her in the middle of the day, or does it generally hold off at least till happy hour?

Charlene Evans: it’s Dutch

river123060: sounds dutch-ish.

Charlene Evans: you sound brainy

river123060: ah, it’s just ’cause I wear glasses…

Charlene Evans: did you get them at the walmart?

river123060: I would NEVER get glasses at Wal-Mart. That stuff is CHEAP! I got them at Target…
river123060: so are you managing the office well today? keeping everyone under control?

Charlene Evans: yeah, I am very strict
Charlene Evans: I don’t allow sass
Charlene Evans: and I make people buy me presents

river123060: actually the ass is my favorite part, so I allow that.
river123060: oh wait, I read that wrong…

Charlene Evans: GROSS

river123060: i hope they bring you good presents!

Charlene Evans: no, it’s never good enough

river123060: what type of business?

Charlene Evans: the kind that sells things
Charlene Evans: monkey business

river123060: oh that narrows it down…
river123060: you can’t sell monkeys. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal in this country…

Charlene Evans: I never said I was in a legal business

river123060: ooh, illicit illegal stuff. cool.

Charlene Evans: GROSS

An Open Letter to Muni Drivers

Dear Muni Drivers,

My name is Charlene D. Evans and I, as a representative of your daily commuting riders, must pose the following questions.

1. Why must you take off as if you are a race car driver? Sir/Madam – you are driving a bus. A BUS. A bus full of unrestrained people. Unrestrained people who are often laden with parcels, elderly and/or with children.

2. Why must you slam on your brakes? Is this stop sign a huge shock to you? Did it magically appear from nowhere? Are you having Vietnam flashbacks that cause you to fear that you are about to stumble onto a camouflaged Charlie?

I ask these questions rhetorically because I already know the answer. You drive this way because you are messing with us. You like to see us flounder. You love to witness our lack of sure-footedness.

Sir/Madam, we are at your mercy. Will you please, PLEASE take it easy on us?!

Sincerely,

Charlene D. Evans

like your scary face, it is funny

gopurpleorange: Hi Charlene

Charlene Evans: hi

gopurpleorange: How are you

Charlene Evans: fine thanks & you?

gopurpleorange: good….
gopurpleorange: like your scary face, it is funny

Charlene Evans: my face is scary?

gopurpleorange: on your profile
gopurpleorange: scary or shocked, not sure

Charlene Evans: that’s just how I look
Charlene Evans: I was in an accident

gopurpleorange: oh….sorry….
gopurpleorange: still like it though

Charlene Evans: you know how your mom says not to make faces?
Charlene Evans: and that they will stick?
Charlene Evans: that’s what happened to me

gopurpleorange: right……..

Charlene Evans: it’s true

gopurpleorange: what if you made another one, will the transfer to the new face you made

Charlene Evans: no, it’s permanent
Charlene Evans: it’s ok, I am fine with it

gopurpleorange: so if you make a good one, let it stick, and then you can make all the nasty ones you like becasue the original is not correctable

Charlene Evans: are you saying I am not good enough for you?
Charlene Evans: jk?