Charlene’s House

September 10, 2007

Babygirl, if a Bahamian man asks you to dinner he takes care of the bill

Filed under: IM Chats — Tags: , , , , , , — charleneshouse @ 2:34 pm

jungliststud: how about you manage my office?

Charlene Evans: what do you do there in your office?

jungliststud: i’m sure you and I can find some stuff to do

Charlene Evans: oh yeah? like what?

jungliststud: well we can get to know each other….
jungliststud: Mario is my name

Charlene Evans: my name is Betty

jungliststud: niceto meet you
jungliststud: you from San frann?
jungliststud: I’m from the Bahamas but working on a project out here
jungliststud: in San Fran

Charlene Evans: I am originally from Des Moines Iowa

jungliststud: oh really i had a friend from there
jungliststud: so you at work or home right now

Charlene Evans: home

jungliststud: i’m at work…..I’m bored in the evenings when i get off…i ususally just go grab dinner form Cheesecake factory and then its back to my room….
jungliststud: i tried hanging out at bars after work but the crowds here just arent friendly….
jungliststud: I’m staying at a hotel downtown
jungliststud: what part of town do you leave?

Charlene Evans: I live in the bayview
Charlene Evans: it’s really nice

jungliststud: where is that in relation to downtown san fran?

Charlene Evans: what do you do for a living Mario?
Charlene Evans: are you married?
Charlene Evans: do you have kids?

jungliststud: not married no kids
jungliststud: software programming

Charlene Evans: oh yeah?

jungliststud: yea
jungliststud: and you?

Charlene Evans: divorced, 2 kids – but they live with their dads

jungliststud: oh
jungliststud: so where is the bay area in relation to downtown?

Charlene Evans: about a 15 minute bus ride

jungliststud: oh not far
jungliststud: so what type of work do you do?

Charlene Evans: I am not working right now

jungliststud: oh
jungliststud: so what are we doing tonight

Charlene Evans: did we make plans?

jungliststud: lol
jungliststud: not yet
jungliststud: i dont like going to dinner alone so it sure would be nice to have some company

Charlene Evans: well, I don’t really have any money

jungliststud: Babygirl, if a Bahamian man asks you to dinner he takes care of the bill////

Charlene Evans: my rent is due & I also have to pay my electric bill so they turn my lights back on
Charlene Evans: I have been having some problems lately

jungliststud: oh
jungliststud: sorry to hear that
jungliststud: well ggetting out the house for dinner should be a welcomed treat then

Charlene Evans: and I don’t have anything to wear

jungliststud: ok we can go to a restaurant you dont have to dressup to
jungliststud: you can pick something in your neighborhood
jungliststud: i have a car so tarnsportation is not an issue

Charlene Evans: can my friend louise come too?

jungliststud: who is that?

Charlene Evans: she’s my girlfriend

jungliststud: i only wanted one date now i get two…this is great sure

Charlene Evans: she’ll only bring her 2 youngest kids

jungliststud: ummmm
jungliststud: ok thats going a bit over the top

Charlene Evans: what do you mean?
Charlene Evans: you don’t like kids?

jungliststud: i have nothing against kids but i was taking you to dinner but now its been extended to you, your girlfirend and her two kids

Charlene Evans: I am scared to go out with a stranger alone

jungliststud: well i can understand that and so i said it was ok to bring a friend but a friend and her kids too…..
jungliststud: how would we ever get to know each other…..

Charlene Evans: you don’t want to know me
Charlene Evans: I am mean

jungliststud: well only one way to find out

Charlene Evans: what’s that?

jungliststud: hang out with you to see how mean you are

Charlene Evans: can you handle it?
Charlene Evans: is your name really Mario?

jungliststud: ye sit
jungliststud: i can handle it

Charlene Evans: you like mean girls, don’t you?

jungliststud: to an extent

Charlene Evans: wait, are you calling me mean?
Charlene Evans: maybe YOU are mean

jungliststud: i never called you mean
jungliststud: :)
jungliststud: u said that

Charlene Evans: why are you being so mean to me?
Charlene Evans: my mom was right

jungliststud: i am not
jungliststud: if iw as being mean iw oudl not take you tod inner

Charlene Evans: mym om sayst hat all mena re bad

jungliststud: well i am not

Charlene Evans: really?

jungliststud: i think you already have an idea of that

Charlene Evans: I am asking cuz my babies need a new daddy
Charlene Evans: so they can come live with me again
Charlene Evans: now that I kicked my drug habit

jungliststud: oh ok
jungliststud: thats cool

Charlene Evans: it’s cool that I had a drug habit?
Charlene Evans: would it be cooler if I still did drugs?
Charlene Evans: because I love to smoke crack
Charlene Evans: I am gonna go smoke some now

September 6, 2007

i am very importante person

Filed under: IM Chats — Tags: , , , , , , — charleneshouse @ 3:23 pm

hassan_lahlali2001: hey

Charlene Evans: hello

hassan_lahlali2001: how are u doing?

Charlene Evans: fine thanks & you?

hassan_lahlali2001: allright good to hear
hassan_lahlali2001: what’s ur name?

Charlene Evans: Betty

hassan_lahlali2001: i’m simo
hassan_lahlali2001: nice to meet you betty?

Charlene Evans: great!

hassan_lahlali2001: yeah excellent
hassan_lahlali2001: look take my another e-mail adress of yahoo okey
hassan_lahlali2001: simoiam@yahoo.com

Charlene Evans: I don’t feel like it

hassan_lahlali2001: excuse me

Charlene Evans: why?

hassan_lahlali2001: because i don’t know qwha
hassan_lahlali2001: i don’t know what u mean?
hassan_lahlali2001: explain?

Charlene Evans: explain what?

hassan_lahlali2001: would you like to know me?

Charlene Evans: not really

hassan_lahlali2001: i think u nerves
hassan_lahlali2001: and rasiste too

Charlene Evans: yeah?

hassan_lahlali2001: sure

Charlene Evans: who am I rasiste against?

hassan_lahlali2001: sometimessssss somepeople rasiste must them go to doctor phil for u will be fine

Charlene Evans: what?

hassan_lahlali2001: you get it

Charlene Evans: I really don’t

hassan_lahlali2001: because your rasiste

Charlene Evans: so I need to see Dr. Phil?

hassan_lahlali2001: are you sure

Charlene Evans: that I need to see Dr. Phil?

hassan_lahlali2001: sorry i was joking with you, ur good lady i like to know you it was nice to talking to you

Charlene Evans: did you know Dr. Phil is a racist?
Charlene Evans: he is the president of the KKK
Charlene Evans: do you know what that is?

hassan_lahlali2001: your notttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Charlene Evans: I ammmmmmmm

hassan_lahlali2001: yessssssssss
hassan_lahlali2001: your good lady

Charlene Evans: nooooooooooooo

hassan_lahlali2001: i’m sorry
hassan_lahlali2001: your good lady

Charlene Evans: i am bad lady

hassan_lahlali2001: nooooooooooooooooooooooo shut up

Charlene Evans: nooooooooooooooooooo YOU shut up

hassan_lahlali2001: you shut upppppppp
hassan_lahlali2001: i’m telling you good lady

Charlene Evans: you hurt my feelings

hassan_lahlali2001: nooo i have a good feeling with you
hassan_lahlali2001: i have to go

Charlene Evans: so you leave me with crushed feelings?
Charlene Evans: you are racist against my feelings

hassan_lahlali2001: sorryyyyyyyyyy
hassan_lahlali2001: accep t my email please
hassan_lahlali2001: i’m sorryyyyyyyy
hassan_lahlali2001: have a good night
hassan_lahlali2001: every year and yours fine

Charlene Evans: sorry, I couldn’t type thru my tears

hassan_lahlali2001: i like you
hassan_lahlali2001: i like to be your husband, what do you think?
hassan_lahlali2001: i am very importante person

Charlene Evans: you are?
Charlene Evans: how important?
Charlene Evans: I guess you don’t like me anymore

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